Voila! writing the entire bee movie script by hand: https://youtu.be/6p0M8CUv6pY Squidward: Uh, One monster Krabby Patty. Amy: I want a krabby patty. There's something I need to say first. I can’t make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! Topped off with secret sauce and some bun. Look! Squidward: Down there, sir! It’s about this tall and... (looks up and reads the sign ... , I don’t want the secret recipe anyway. [closes his mouth, but Patrick is droning again. SpongeBob: [silence, chuckles] You're good at that. I couldn't agree more, sir. Mr Krabs: Well lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs. Customer: One monster Krabby Patty, please. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. (normal voice) That's hilarious! Ask Squidward, he'll vouch for me. Squidward: [sighs] Will that be for here or to go? [SpongeBob flies back to the kitchen using his spatula and a score of Krabby Patties is immediately fired through the servery, which collide with Patrick and send him flying out of the Krusty Krab. [jumps on top of the window] Hey everyone! [Movie starts with the 2013 Paramount Pictures logo. SpongeBob: Like you don't know. Would you like the convenience of a Krabby Patty at home, without the hassle of going to the Krusty Krab? [hits Squidward on the back of the head] Saying, [imitates Squidward] "I hate Krabby Patties." SpongeBob: Like you don't know. Cuts to Krusty Krab exterior; crashing noises] Patrick: [screams] THIS PAGE SERVES AS A PLACE TO CONSTRUCT THE TRANSCRIPT FOR THE MOVIE. Everyone loves Krabby Patties. You don’t know what it’s like … Ill prove I'm fry cook material. I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. One Krabby Patty, please. SpongeBob, one monster Krabby Patty. (makes patty as he tells Mr Krabs the ingredients) I can’t put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and … Wait a second, everybody. Hooray for SpongeBob! Mr. Krabs: Hello, welcome to my commercial. I just don't know how to put it. [normal voice] That's hilarious! (jumps on top of the window) Hey everyone! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "All That Glitters" from season four, which aired on June 2, 2006.. Transcript. Patrick: Great idea, Squidward! Squidward: What would you like to order, Patrick? Mr Krabs: Don’t talk like that! (a krabby patty is bouncing to the door) Narrator: ... Have you seen a Krabby Patty? SpongeBob: [gasps, shaking] Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?! Mr Krabs: Two more satisfied customers. Squidward: Yeah, well, not me. Jan: Me, too. During the commercial, SpongeBob peeks through the window.] Well, now you can. One table had a plate of Krabby Patties and the other had a box labeled "Frozen Krabby Patties." Patrick: One Krabby Patty, please. (hits Squidward on the back of the head) Saying, (imitates Squidward)I hate Krabby Patties. (Mr Krabs winks then they run back to him) Spongebob: Don’t you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate! I think I know what it is. Mr Krabs: How do you like them krabby patties, girls. Squidward: Hmph, no one's ordered the monster Patty in ages. Once it appears, the scene cuts to black and then fades to the ocean water] [The camera swiftly goes over it, including the Nickelodeon Movies logo popping out of the water, then going back in. Squidward bangs his head on the register] Narrator: Hang in there, Squidward… (They both run off to a quiet spot to talk) Squidward: (He inhales) No. Everyone loves Krabby Patties. Why don't you just order a Krabby Patty? A krabby patty. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, please. 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